Skanksgiving


You'll find, and I do apologize for misleading ya'll, that there is nothing in this story that is remotely skanky or skankilicious or skanktified as the title suggests. I just like how Skanksgiving sounds. Because it rhymes with, you know, prostitute.

So how was my Skanksgiving? It was okay. It didn't feel like Skanksgiving to be honest because Granny K couldn't join us and therefore, there weren't enough players for a night of Mahjong. So it was a rather quiet night. Oh, there was a little thing called MARIO POWER TENNIS that occupied our time all night and sent us all screaming, but other than that, it was pretty quiet.

I didn't quite go shopping the next day either. The plan was to get up at 5:30am to get to Circuit City by 6:00am when it opened to get some doorbusters, but the ads weren't enticing enough. So instead of sleeping early, I played Metal Gear Solid 3 all night. Ellvin Kelvin got into the game after this really hard sniper boss battle. This game totally kicks ass. It's way better than Metal Gear 2. Just a ton of fun. I'm a little stuck at the moment in the game. I'm trying to beat a boss called The Fury, but he's a little tough.

Speaking of Metal Gear, there's going to be a Metal Gear Solid movie!!! Thank god there's a freakin' god! Now, if only they can get Hugh Jackman to play Solid Snake, I'll be a happy little fella.

I'm getting reeeeally sick of a lot of crap. Firstly, my computer is being a major bitch. After I formatted it (and went through that friggen hell with iTunes), it was supposed to be A-OK for the next year. Hell, it was working better before I formatted the damn thing. Now, it takes at least 4 or 5 times to boot up the piece of crap. Sometimes it freezes on the loading screen. Sometimes the monitor won't turn on. Sometimes it'll make this very loud BO-DOOOO noise and says that it detects something in the A-drive. Yeah, it's my foot up its freakin' ass A-drive!!! Just give me an Apple computer now. Screw these cheap ass PCs.

The other thing that is making me all angry and crap is Charter's internet service. Every night for the past few days, it's been nonexistant. They suck! My father called them up but got a message that all lines were busy. Probably everyone else complaining about their crappy service. If there are too many people connecting to the internet, DEAL WITH IT!!! What did you expect when you offered service to the public? Unsatisfied customer here. Make me happy bitches.

This weekend is all about Angel Wing Jasmine. I'll be hanging with the princess during her power hour (actually its more of a power 55 hours).



Farting with frustration,

Pissy
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