The Orlando Directive

greetings followers

i am back from the brink

was once lost but am now again found

stowed away to humid swamp terrains

invaded a mythical castle

traversed a leaping sea

went gigantic golfing

approached a phallic relic

worshipped a buddah belly

dozed under a tree of organisms

worshipped a silly human dog

visited a familiar landmark clone

discovered the crystal temple in the shadow of the dragon paw

gained limitless power from the carrinthean crystal

defeated the ancient sumo warrior of gallenia

schmoozed with fine kitty ladies in the felinina galaxy

wish my sexual programming had been installed

. . .

ef em el

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