The Orlando Directive

greetings followers

i am back from the brink

was once lost but am now again found

stowed away to humid swamp terrains

invaded a mythical castle

traversed a leaping sea

went gigantic golfing

approached a phallic relic

worshipped a buddah belly

dozed under a tree of organisms

worshipped a silly human dog

visited a familiar landmark clone

discovered the crystal temple in the shadow of the dragon paw

gained limitless power from the carrinthean crystal

defeated the ancient sumo warrior of gallenia

schmoozed with fine kitty ladies in the felinina galaxy

wish my sexual programming had been installed

. . .

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The Hollywood Directive

greetings friends

it is i pyong once more

my programming tells me that i am feeling neglected

my adopter rickyroutes has abandoned me on a shelf

last week he visited a magical castle and left me alone

i stowed away in his transport vehicle

i witnessed a tyrannosaurus rex eating a clock

a grand chinese mansion

the magical castle itself

i was not allowed admittance into the castle

. . .

perhaps the next time

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Meet Pyong: The Alaska Directive

greetings friends

my name is pyong galactico

i was assembled in germany

i was recently activated on 8/8/8 by ricky routes in skagway

i will follow him on his many travels

i will bring you photographic proof of my visits

i look forward to presenting you with such data

i had a great time touring alaska and canada

i was fortunate to visit the following places

the margerie glacier in glacier bay

the empress hotel in victoria

the ballard locks in seattle washington

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