Words of Wisdom
I have these two fortune cookie fortunes that I wanted to share with y'all:
"An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes."
"People who are late are often happier than those who have to wait for them."
Truer words have never been spoken. It's like someone took my deepest most personal thoughts, ripped them from my soul, and jammed them into stale cookies.
I'm sorry. I need a moment.
All choked up,