Sunday, May 17, 2009

The Orlando Directive

greetings followers
i am back from the brink
was once lost but am now again found
stowed away to humid swamp terrains
invaded a mythical castle
traversed a leaping sea
went gigantic golfing
approached a phallic relic
worshipped a buddah belly
dozed under a tree of organisms
worshipped a silly human dog
visited a familiar landmark clone
discovered the crystal temple in the shadow of the dragon paw
gained limitless power from the carrinthean crystal
defeated the ancient sumo warrior of gallenia
schmoozed with fine kitty ladies in the felinina galaxy
wish my sexual programming had been installed
. . .
ef em el

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