No Day But Today Sucked Harder
Wow, I survived? It's all a blur. Oh no, wait. I remember today all too clear and it SUCKED!
The day had potential. Because our company had a really good quarter, our big cheese gave the company a short 6 hour day. In order to take advantage of the shortened day, we went in to work really early. The first train that goes out to Los Angeles departs an hour earlier than our normal train. That means we had to get up at 4am.
So we went to the station and it was incredibly cold. I was freekink freeezing! And lo-and-behold, the train is late. When it finally arrived, we learned that the train had a "hot wheel" and they weren't sure if it'd make it any further down the line. It did, but we had to stop midway through to let the wheel cool down. Because of this, we were half and hour later than the time we originally planned to get in.
At work, I'm being put on a new project. It's a project that I really have no idea what I'm doing. It's all about programming and computers and when I'm given instructions, it mostly goes over my head. But I'm sure I'll pick it up pretty well.
We left work and I had to rush home to take a big fat dump that I had been holding since the previous night. Mother Routes and I had to pay off some bills at the mall and I had to buy the final component of my Halloween costume (a blue Hawaiian shirt with yellow leaves/flowers). Well, we paid the bills and looked all over for the right shirt. No luck. So we went to this Surf Outlet near my house to find that it had closed down long ago. No luck. We went to CostCo. No luck. We went to Marie Callendar because the pie sale is almost over, but there weren't any good pies left. No luck. Then we went to Target where I found the steering wheel feeling a bit wobbly. Some other motorist alerted us that the tire was flat. No FREAKIN' luck! So we had to call my dad to help us out and we found that my phone had just gone from one bar of battery left to ZERO. We tried to conserve battery as we tried to contact Father Routes, but he was nowhere to be found. Finally we got a hold of him and he swung to our rescue.
What I've found is that whenever I need my cell phone for whatever reason, the battery is always either nearly dead or I don't have it on me. Basically, I have my phone 98% of the time I don't need my phone. One time, Erico Suave and I were going to Disneyland to schedule interviews for jobs when he suddenly blew out a tire. We started swerving left and right and finally he reached the side of the freeway. None of us had our cell phones with us, so we hiked to a Carrow's and called on a payphone.
Another time, I left my headlights on all day while I was at class. The car was dead and I needed to get a hold of someone, but my battery was near dead. So I phoned an old high school friend who went to the same school and she rescued me.
I'm just glad this crappy day is over and I maintained a pretty good sense of humor about it. I never did find the shirt I need for my costume. Maybe I just won't dress up... AGAIN!
I say it sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka sucka suck, it suck to be me,
Unlucky
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Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Yahoooo! Graffiti!
Today at work, we had a little fair sponsored by the Rideshare program. We got lots of free stuff... blah blah. Long story short, they handed out some packs of trading cards that they give to kids to teach them how to behave when riding a Metro bus.
Here's my favorite one of the collection:
Teddy Tagger! I love it! ^+^ I know I shouldn't tag, but it looks so damn adorable doing it, doesn't it??? And I also love the bunny whore.
I'm running on last minute preparations for my Halloween costume this year. Erico Suave is throwing a costume party and I need to get ONE item (a shirt). I'd like to describe it more, but I'll keep ya'll in suspense. One thing's for sure, if my costume goes off without a hitch, I'll definitely have a picture of it on here after the weekend.
Nine Days!
Fading like a wilted flower,
Ricky
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Today at work, we had a little fair sponsored by the Rideshare program. We got lots of free stuff... blah blah. Long story short, they handed out some packs of trading cards that they give to kids to teach them how to behave when riding a Metro bus.
Here's my favorite one of the collection:
Teddy Tagger! I love it! ^+^ I know I shouldn't tag, but it looks so damn adorable doing it, doesn't it??? And I also love the bunny whore.
I'm running on last minute preparations for my Halloween costume this year. Erico Suave is throwing a costume party and I need to get ONE item (a shirt). I'd like to describe it more, but I'll keep ya'll in suspense. One thing's for sure, if my costume goes off without a hitch, I'll definitely have a picture of it on here after the weekend.
Nine Days!
Fading like a wilted flower,
Ricky
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004
10 Days Wait
Call me EcstaticBoy. I can't hardly wait till November 5th comes along fore The Incredibles will be seen by me! I've been good about spoilers, ya know. I bought the Art of book and it's still sitting on my shelf waiting for November 6th to be read. I also haven't been watching the trailers or reading any spoilerific reviews.
At The Incredibles website, you can go through "superhero training" and take a test and they will classify your super power and give you an alias. Here's mine:
Hyper Monkey isn't exactly a name that fits my personality well. I'm more of a skunk because my ass stinks. But agility is my forte. Yup, I'm up there with my pal Pikachu in quickness and speed and zoomniness!
As some of you may know, I have tickets to the midnight showing of The Incredibles at the El Capitan in Hollywood. Herein lies a problem. I just received word that I'll be working through November. The movie is just shy of two hours long. That means, I'll probably get home from the movie at 3am at the earliest! I usually get up for work at 5:30am!!! I am so screwed at work on November 5th!
I need an iPod Photo.
Consequence and Frozone catch a glow, uh oh, no, no, don't go,
Ricky
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Call me EcstaticBoy. I can't hardly wait till November 5th comes along fore The Incredibles will be seen by me! I've been good about spoilers, ya know. I bought the Art of book and it's still sitting on my shelf waiting for November 6th to be read. I also haven't been watching the trailers or reading any spoilerific reviews.
At The Incredibles website, you can go through "superhero training" and take a test and they will classify your super power and give you an alias. Here's mine:
Hyper Monkey isn't exactly a name that fits my personality well. I'm more of a skunk because my ass stinks. But agility is my forte. Yup, I'm up there with my pal Pikachu in quickness and speed and zoomniness!
As some of you may know, I have tickets to the midnight showing of The Incredibles at the El Capitan in Hollywood. Herein lies a problem. I just received word that I'll be working through November. The movie is just shy of two hours long. That means, I'll probably get home from the movie at 3am at the earliest! I usually get up for work at 5:30am!!! I am so screwed at work on November 5th!
I need an iPod Photo.
Consequence and Frozone catch a glow, uh oh, no, no, don't go,
Ricky
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Thursday, October 21, 2004
From Dawn to Dusk
I just witnessed the saddest Mcsaddiest thing I've ever sad.
It sucks when you leave for work and get on the train when it's dark and then you come back from work and it looks exactly the same at the train station (dark). It's depressing.
Today, since we missed work yesterday, we had to stay late today. Needless to say, there was a lot of work piled up. There's really no story to tell here. I just wanted to bitch about returning late at night (if 6:30pm is considered late).
Okay, you know what? Nevermind everything said above. I never complained about it.
Speaking of complaining, I've got a little something to get off my chestular region. In order to visit my cousins' house, we have to get through a security gate. The guard at the gate checks for visitors' names listed in their computer database.
Well, for some reason they're always Mexican men. Now, Father Routes's real name is "Hubert" and for whatever goddamn reason, old Mexican guys can't say his name!!! He'll approach the gate and he'll say his name as clear as day, "Hubert," and then they'll say it back to him, "Gilbert." GILBERT??? FREAKIN' GILBERT??? WHERE THE HELL DID THE GA GA GA SOUND COME FROM???
Yesterday was flippin' ridiculous. The guard kept us there for around seven minutes claiming that my dad's name wasn't in the database. Well of course, when the retard is looking for GA GA GILBERT!!! I swear, it wastes so much time off my short life!
Let's conduct an experiment. Are you Mexican? If yes, then say the word "Hubert." Did you say "Gilbert?" Then I hate you.
Spouting nonsense,
Ricky
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I just witnessed the saddest Mcsaddiest thing I've ever sad.
It sucks when you leave for work and get on the train when it's dark and then you come back from work and it looks exactly the same at the train station (dark). It's depressing.
Today, since we missed work yesterday, we had to stay late today. Needless to say, there was a lot of work piled up. There's really no story to tell here. I just wanted to bitch about returning late at night (if 6:30pm is considered late).
Okay, you know what? Nevermind everything said above. I never complained about it.
Speaking of complaining, I've got a little something to get off my chestular region. In order to visit my cousins' house, we have to get through a security gate. The guard at the gate checks for visitors' names listed in their computer database.
Well, for some reason they're always Mexican men. Now, Father Routes's real name is "Hubert" and for whatever goddamn reason, old Mexican guys can't say his name!!! He'll approach the gate and he'll say his name as clear as day, "Hubert," and then they'll say it back to him, "Gilbert." GILBERT??? FREAKIN' GILBERT??? WHERE THE HELL DID THE GA GA GA SOUND COME FROM???
Yesterday was flippin' ridiculous. The guard kept us there for around seven minutes claiming that my dad's name wasn't in the database. Well of course, when the retard is looking for GA GA GILBERT!!! I swear, it wastes so much time off my short life!
Let's conduct an experiment. Are you Mexican? If yes, then say the word "Hubert." Did you say "Gilbert?" Then I hate you.
Spouting nonsense,
Ricky
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Wednesday, October 20, 2004
Train in Rain
Take a look at the day and time of this blog entry. That's right! I'm not at work!
I feel really bad about not getting into work today, but honestly it was too problematic to get to the office. We were on time getting to the train station this morning, but because of flooding by the storm, all scheduled trains to Los Angeles were cancelled!
Then we inquired about Foothill Transit lines into Los Angeles. It was only $1.75 for the ride, but it would have been a FOUR hour drive (because the buses were avoiding the freeways like the flu this year. People it's just the damn flu).
So after standing in the rain for about an hour, pants soaked, shivering cold, and unable to decide how to get to Los Angeles, we just packed it up and went home.
Turns out that Mother Routes wasn't feeling well anyway. She couldn't get to sleep last night and woke up pretty miserable. So perhaps it all worked out after all.
Hopefully the rain will lighten up and they remedy the flood situation so that getting to work tomorrow will go off without a hitch.
Got a job and it don't pay,
Ricky
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Take a look at the day and time of this blog entry. That's right! I'm not at work!
I feel really bad about not getting into work today, but honestly it was too problematic to get to the office. We were on time getting to the train station this morning, but because of flooding by the storm, all scheduled trains to Los Angeles were cancelled!
Then we inquired about Foothill Transit lines into Los Angeles. It was only $1.75 for the ride, but it would have been a FOUR hour drive (because the buses were avoiding the freeways like the flu this year. People it's just the damn flu).
So after standing in the rain for about an hour, pants soaked, shivering cold, and unable to decide how to get to Los Angeles, we just packed it up and went home.
Turns out that Mother Routes wasn't feeling well anyway. She couldn't get to sleep last night and woke up pretty miserable. So perhaps it all worked out after all.
Hopefully the rain will lighten up and they remedy the flood situation so that getting to work tomorrow will go off without a hitch.
Got a job and it don't pay,
Ricky
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Sunday, October 17, 2004
On the Company Dime
A bunch of us went to Universal Studios yesterday for my company's annual family event.
We were treated to an all-you-can-eat-and-cram-down-your-pants buffet. The hot dogs were the good kind with the foot long weiners. They were scrum-diddlyicious. I didn't eat the burgers because they were pink, but I stole a helluva lot of cookies!
Then we only had around five hours to experience the park. We went on the Mummy coaster which was fun.
From left to right and front to back: Co-worker Mike, Ricky Routes, Mother Routes, Timotei, Mojo Maggie, Lee Leman, Mexican Guy 1, Mexican Guy 2, Oh Suzanna, Agent J, and Tall Man Sam.
We also went on the Jurassic Park River Adventure because there was no line. And even though it was pretty chilly out, it was no problem going on because you barely get wet on that ride anymore. You used to get soaked.
Today, we celebrated Granny K's birthday at the Ansel household. It was pretty fun. We used to have family get togethers all the time in the past, but we're all growing up now and so we're all doing our own things. We now have to find different games to play to keep the party banging (such as Murder in the Dark, Mafia, and Chaos. This party's big hit was Text Twist at Yahoo! Games. Can't wait till all of us (even Em) are over 21 so we can have open bars and strippers!
Entering my final two weeks of work,
Drunkard
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A bunch of us went to Universal Studios yesterday for my company's annual family event.
We were treated to an all-you-can-eat-and-cram-down-your-pants buffet. The hot dogs were the good kind with the foot long weiners. They were scrum-diddlyicious. I didn't eat the burgers because they were pink, but I stole a helluva lot of cookies!
Then we only had around five hours to experience the park. We went on the Mummy coaster which was fun.
From left to right and front to back: Co-worker Mike, Ricky Routes, Mother Routes, Timotei, Mojo Maggie, Lee Leman, Mexican Guy 1, Mexican Guy 2, Oh Suzanna, Agent J, and Tall Man Sam.
We also went on the Jurassic Park River Adventure because there was no line. And even though it was pretty chilly out, it was no problem going on because you barely get wet on that ride anymore. You used to get soaked.
Today, we celebrated Granny K's birthday at the Ansel household. It was pretty fun. We used to have family get togethers all the time in the past, but we're all growing up now and so we're all doing our own things. We now have to find different games to play to keep the party banging (such as Murder in the Dark, Mafia, and Chaos. This party's big hit was Text Twist at Yahoo! Games. Can't wait till all of us (even Em) are over 21 so we can have open bars and strippers!
Entering my final two weeks of work,
Drunkard
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Saturday, October 16, 2004
ANThology Part Three: Ant Bully
Because of the constant ant-related stories, I've decided to group them all into my ANThology series. Pretty clever, huh?
Don't judge me!
Anyway, this is of course part three of the series. Part one, if you remember, was entitled "Ant Rant" and part two was called "Ants in my Pants; Sans the Boogie Dance."
Tonight's episode follows the misadventures of Mother Routes and her plan to kill all the ants in the neighborhood. She noticed that ants keep invading the stove area of our kitchen and fan out across the counters gethering what crumbs are left behind. Instead of killing them on the spot, she's decided to lure as many ants from the nest as possible with some bait and then when the count reaches 300,000,000... WHAMMO!!! Massive pesticide!
It's a disgustingly terrible, cruel, inhumane, and deliciously ingenius plan! I know it's not going to work as well as she thinks, but it's still nice to see a vast amount of hopeful (belly full) ants DEAD. Take that suckers!
And the ants love my toilet for some reason. I went into the bathroom one day and found, to my surprise, a group of ants huddled around the top layer of toilet water sipping to their hearts' content. I found it pretty annoying and disgusting, but utterly enjoyable to piss on them. They never knew what hit 'em!
I think I might need some psychological help. I'm having too much fun with this whole ant thing.
Pissed off, but at least not pissed on (har har har),
Ricky
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Because of the constant ant-related stories, I've decided to group them all into my ANThology series. Pretty clever, huh?
Don't judge me!
Anyway, this is of course part three of the series. Part one, if you remember, was entitled "Ant Rant" and part two was called "Ants in my Pants; Sans the Boogie Dance."
Tonight's episode follows the misadventures of Mother Routes and her plan to kill all the ants in the neighborhood. She noticed that ants keep invading the stove area of our kitchen and fan out across the counters gethering what crumbs are left behind. Instead of killing them on the spot, she's decided to lure as many ants from the nest as possible with some bait and then when the count reaches 300,000,000... WHAMMO!!! Massive pesticide!
It's a disgustingly terrible, cruel, inhumane, and deliciously ingenius plan! I know it's not going to work as well as she thinks, but it's still nice to see a vast amount of hopeful (belly full) ants DEAD. Take that suckers!
And the ants love my toilet for some reason. I went into the bathroom one day and found, to my surprise, a group of ants huddled around the top layer of toilet water sipping to their hearts' content. I found it pretty annoying and disgusting, but utterly enjoyable to piss on them. They never knew what hit 'em!
I think I might need some psychological help. I'm having too much fun with this whole ant thing.
Pissed off, but at least not pissed on (har har har),
Ricky
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Wading Patiently
Good news, everyone!
I made a purchase on Amazon.com! Thank you all for your support. I couldn't have done it without you.
Actually, I've had some paranoid fears about making online purchases. I just found it a little iffy giving my credit card number over the net. You never know who it's really going to. I'm not going to go crazy or anything with my credit card number. I still don't want my number spread over a ton of websites.
I bought two things. Firstly, I bought The Art of The Incredibles hardcover book. I've been looking forward to this book for about 8 months. Seriously. But the thing is, I don't want anything spoiled for me before the movie, so I'm probably not going to look through it till November 5th. The second book I bought was Abarat: Days of Magic, Nights of War. I wasn't exactly that thrilled with the first book (Abarat). It had an awesome intro, but fell apart near the end. The book never really went anywhere; not much payoff. But I'm keeping with the series because I do see good potential in the characters.
The reason I made the decision to buy these books online is because of the price. It's cheaper. The Incredibles book is $40 in bookstores. But at Amazon, it's only $28. The second Abarat book is $25 at Borders and only $15 online. Plus, free shipping! I'm just waiting patiently for the packages to come.
I'm also reading another book though! MacArthur and Erico Suave let me borrow Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events. The first book is really short (only a little more than 100 small pages), which makes for a perfect train read. Lemony Snicket packs quite a story into so few pages. It's cleverly narrated and very interesting. I highly recommend it. There are 11 books in the series right now with 2 on the way. I'm going to go ahead and buy the whole series to add to my collection.
Some quick thoughts. There was a bomb threat on the Union Pacific yesterday that delayed our train-ride home. Lost was absolutely great tonight! Awesome awesome storytelling. Desperate Housewives is such a freakin' hoot to watch. I had the mother of all stomach aches yesterday night that nearly killed me. Mother Routes made this weird soupy/saliva-y concoction which made it go away! Work is fine. Can't wait for The Incredibles! Need a Halloween costume. Bush is a liar. TGUK ROCK!
Building walls around the words around the world,
Ricky
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Good news, everyone!
I made a purchase on Amazon.com! Thank you all for your support. I couldn't have done it without you.
Actually, I've had some paranoid fears about making online purchases. I just found it a little iffy giving my credit card number over the net. You never know who it's really going to. I'm not going to go crazy or anything with my credit card number. I still don't want my number spread over a ton of websites.
I bought two things. Firstly, I bought The Art of The Incredibles hardcover book. I've been looking forward to this book for about 8 months. Seriously. But the thing is, I don't want anything spoiled for me before the movie, so I'm probably not going to look through it till November 5th. The second book I bought was Abarat: Days of Magic, Nights of War. I wasn't exactly that thrilled with the first book (Abarat). It had an awesome intro, but fell apart near the end. The book never really went anywhere; not much payoff. But I'm keeping with the series because I do see good potential in the characters.
The reason I made the decision to buy these books online is because of the price. It's cheaper. The Incredibles book is $40 in bookstores. But at Amazon, it's only $28. The second Abarat book is $25 at Borders and only $15 online. Plus, free shipping! I'm just waiting patiently for the packages to come.
I'm also reading another book though! MacArthur and Erico Suave let me borrow Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events. The first book is really short (only a little more than 100 small pages), which makes for a perfect train read. Lemony Snicket packs quite a story into so few pages. It's cleverly narrated and very interesting. I highly recommend it. There are 11 books in the series right now with 2 on the way. I'm going to go ahead and buy the whole series to add to my collection.
Some quick thoughts. There was a bomb threat on the Union Pacific yesterday that delayed our train-ride home. Lost was absolutely great tonight! Awesome awesome storytelling. Desperate Housewives is such a freakin' hoot to watch. I had the mother of all stomach aches yesterday night that nearly killed me. Mother Routes made this weird soupy/saliva-y concoction which made it go away! Work is fine. Can't wait for The Incredibles! Need a Halloween costume. Bush is a liar. TGUK ROCK!
Building walls around the words around the world,
Ricky
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Sunday, October 10, 2004
"They've Got You By Their Strings Again Tonight...
...so quick to find that dollar in the sky." - Rufio
Team America was a disappointment. The trailers looked great, it had potential for a ton of humor, it's by the South Park guys! How could it be just ho-hum?
They rushed this thing to theaters.
First of all, the marionette work is just awesome. It's amazing how it's done. And when the film pokes fun at the limitations of the puppets (i.e. a puppet's "regular" face from its "serious" face [no distinction]; trying to get two puppets to look like their kissing when all they're doing is butting faces), it's downright hilarious. And I'll just say it. That stuff is funnier than the plot jokes itself.
But the movie has nowhere near the amount of sheer laughs as the 1999 film South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. In fact, the jokes here are way too far and in between. It's one of those films where you can pick out the 5 or 6 times you truly laughed and the other times you just kinda smiled because you knew it was supposed to be funny, but it wasn't.
One of my favorite gags was at the beginning. They do a sweeping shot of Times Square and land on a billboard for the Broadway show Lease: The Musical. Then we see the show's final number in which all the characters sing about how everyone has AIDS. So hilarious.
But there are not enough bust-your-gut jokes. And there are at least two recurring jokes that beg the question "Why go for this laugh again???"
There are also a lot of emotional parts in the film, which is kinda funny seeing it come from puppets. But it makes it uncomfortable since you don't know whether you should laugh or not.
Well, I guess I was just expecting a lot more laughs and fun out of this movie. The movie does boast a lot of fun action sequences and a good analogy on war, but it just wasn't as entertaining as it should have been.
Giving the movie 2 1/2 stars,
Ricky Roeper
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...so quick to find that dollar in the sky." - Rufio
Team America was a disappointment. The trailers looked great, it had potential for a ton of humor, it's by the South Park guys! How could it be just ho-hum?
They rushed this thing to theaters.
First of all, the marionette work is just awesome. It's amazing how it's done. And when the film pokes fun at the limitations of the puppets (i.e. a puppet's "regular" face from its "serious" face [no distinction]; trying to get two puppets to look like their kissing when all they're doing is butting faces), it's downright hilarious. And I'll just say it. That stuff is funnier than the plot jokes itself.
But the movie has nowhere near the amount of sheer laughs as the 1999 film South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. In fact, the jokes here are way too far and in between. It's one of those films where you can pick out the 5 or 6 times you truly laughed and the other times you just kinda smiled because you knew it was supposed to be funny, but it wasn't.
One of my favorite gags was at the beginning. They do a sweeping shot of Times Square and land on a billboard for the Broadway show Lease: The Musical. Then we see the show's final number in which all the characters sing about how everyone has AIDS. So hilarious.
But there are not enough bust-your-gut jokes. And there are at least two recurring jokes that beg the question "Why go for this laugh again???"
There are also a lot of emotional parts in the film, which is kinda funny seeing it come from puppets. But it makes it uncomfortable since you don't know whether you should laugh or not.
Well, I guess I was just expecting a lot more laughs and fun out of this movie. The movie does boast a lot of fun action sequences and a good analogy on war, but it just wasn't as entertaining as it should have been.
Giving the movie 2 1/2 stars,
Ricky Roeper
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Friday, October 08, 2004
Fluffy Bunnies and Their White Fluffy Scruffy Tails Poopsy Whoopsy
Hi kids! So I ran over a gray bunny today. Actually, I didn't. But I was thinking about how bunny tails are kinda poofy and look ready to pop! Well, I was just sorta wondering if when a car runs over a bunny head, is the pressure from the flattening so great that it rolls into the butt and pops the tail off? Still don't get what I'm saying? See the artist rendering below:
Well anyway, that's all. I was just wondering if that's what really happens is all.
Good news ev'ryone! All this week I've been complaining about how my body fails to let go of its poopoo platter. Well today, I had the best crap-dango of my flippin' life! It was all good. I'm not sure what caused that little obstruction of justice, but one thing's for damn sure... I won't ever eat Uncrustables again! Those things are still hurtin' me seven weeks later. Damn you Smuckers!
And lastly, the second Presidential debate was on earlier today and after three or so minutes, when I realized they were just gonna repeat everything said in the past debate, I tuned out basically. It was pretty dull. But in the Los Angeles Times today, there was an article/editorial from an anti-Bush writer who wrote, for a change, the pros of having President Bush re-elected. I found it really fascinating and it actually made me feel better about the idea of four more years of Bush.
Read the article here.
Don't get me wrong. I'm still pushing for Kerry/Edwards, but the article helps us realize that if Bush gets his second term, he'll take the fall for his own actions. In other words, Kerry won't become the scapegoat for Bush's presidency.
Bunny got flattened.
Fighting off PETA,
Ricky
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Hi kids! So I ran over a gray bunny today. Actually, I didn't. But I was thinking about how bunny tails are kinda poofy and look ready to pop! Well, I was just sorta wondering if when a car runs over a bunny head, is the pressure from the flattening so great that it rolls into the butt and pops the tail off? Still don't get what I'm saying? See the artist rendering below:
Well anyway, that's all. I was just wondering if that's what really happens is all.
Good news ev'ryone! All this week I've been complaining about how my body fails to let go of its poopoo platter. Well today, I had the best crap-dango of my flippin' life! It was all good. I'm not sure what caused that little obstruction of justice, but one thing's for damn sure... I won't ever eat Uncrustables again! Those things are still hurtin' me seven weeks later. Damn you Smuckers!
And lastly, the second Presidential debate was on earlier today and after three or so minutes, when I realized they were just gonna repeat everything said in the past debate, I tuned out basically. It was pretty dull. But in the Los Angeles Times today, there was an article/editorial from an anti-Bush writer who wrote, for a change, the pros of having President Bush re-elected. I found it really fascinating and it actually made me feel better about the idea of four more years of Bush.
Read the article here.
Don't get me wrong. I'm still pushing for Kerry/Edwards, but the article helps us realize that if Bush gets his second term, he'll take the fall for his own actions. In other words, Kerry won't become the scapegoat for Bush's presidency.
Bunny got flattened.
Fighting off PETA,
Ricky
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